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In news just in the European ballots will now be published on wider paper in order to accomodate Ulster Conservatives and Unionists - New Force beside Jim Nicholson's name. Sources from the Electoral Office of Northern Ireland were not prepared to comment on how the ballot paper would fit into the boxes, but following sightings of the Chief Electoral Officer in B&Q this blog can exclusively reveal that plans are afoot to resolve the problem.

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